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His beard made me do it hoodie

His beard made me do it hoodie

The Ultimate beard ritual - oil, wash, wax, brush, and a badass scent.

Regular price $48.17 USD
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This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton

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💬 Real Reviews From Real Bearded Savages

🔥 “This scent is my new addiction.”

“Cherry Merlot? Say less. My girl literally buried her face in my beard and said I smelled like a sexy campfire. 10/10.”

Jermaine T.


🔥 “The oil hits different.”

“Been using beard oil for years—this one right here is smooth, rich, and lasts all damn day. I get compliments from strangers now.”

Kyle W.


🔥 “Feels like a ritual.”

“Using the whole kit feels like some ancient grooming ceremony. Beard’s soft as hell, smells amazing, and the brush is solid AF.”

Aaron R.


🔥 “I wasn’t ready for how good this is.”

“It’s like cologne and confidence had a baby. If this is what sinners smell like, I ain’t tryna be saved.”

Mike S.

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TIPS

• Use oil daily after showering

• Wash beard 2–3x per week

• Apply wax to dry beard and shape

• Brush it in like you give a damn

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