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Not an impala
Not an impala
The Ultimate beard ritual - oil, wash, wax, brush, and a badass scent.
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The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size




💬 Real Reviews From Real Bearded Savages
🔥 “This scent is my new addiction.”
“Cherry Merlot? Say less. My girl literally buried her face in my beard and said I smelled like a sexy campfire. 10/10.”
— Jermaine T.
🔥 “The oil hits different.”
“Been using beard oil for years—this one right here is smooth, rich, and lasts all damn day. I get compliments from strangers now.”
— Kyle W.
🔥 “Feels like a ritual.”
“Using the whole kit feels like some ancient grooming ceremony. Beard’s soft as hell, smells amazing, and the brush is solid AF.”
— Aaron R.
🔥 “I wasn’t ready for how good this is.”
“It’s like cologne and confidence had a baby. If this is what sinners smell like, I ain’t tryna be saved.”
— Mike S.
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TIPS
• Use oil daily after showering
• Wash beard 2–3x per week
• Apply wax to dry beard and shape
• Brush it in like you give a damn
SHIPPING
• Orders ship within 1–2 business days
• Free shipping on all U.S. orders over $49
• Fast tracked shipping available at checkout